Before MARRIAGE! :

He: YES! I've been waiting for this moment!
She: Will you want to leave me?
He: NO! Don't even think about it!
She: Do you LOVE me?
He: Of Course! Over and Over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you asking that?
She: Will you KISS me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: You CRAZY? Of cos NOT!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes...
She: Darling!~ <3 

After MARRIAGE! :
* This time read from bottom to the top.* 

Give Your Best To Relationships

A boy and a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her.

The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed. The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside and gave the rest to the girl. The girl gave him all her sweets as she had promised.

That night, the girl slept peacefully. But the boy couldn’t sleep as he kept wondering if the girl had hidden some sweets from him the way he had hidden his best marble.

Moral of the story:
If you don’t give your hundred percent in a relationship, you’ll always keep doubting if the other person has given his/her hundred percent.

This is applicable for any relationship like love, employer-employee relationship etc., Give your hundred percent to everything you do and sleep peacefully.

~~A Cute Short Story~~

After 48 years of marriage, an elderly Sindhi man in Bombay calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that 
your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of misery is enough!" 

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams. 

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. 

"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call 
your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!" 

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck 
they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Bombay immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are not getting divorced. 

Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and 
we'll both be there tomorrow. 

Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR??" and she hangs up. 

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay", he says, "It's all set. They're both coming for Diwali and paying their own airfare!!" 

The man's money

There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."


So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.

Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" she had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket.

Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.

Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."

She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"

"I sure did, " said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."

xNING

Attitude and its importance …

An old man lived alone in a village. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation:
Dear son,
I am feeling pretty bad because it look like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.
Love,
Dad

Shortly, the old man received the telegram: 'For Heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the GUNS!!' At 4 a.m the next morning, a dozan FBI agent and local police officers showed up and dug  up the entire garden without finding guns.

Confused, the one man another note to his son telling him what happened, and asked him what to do next.

His son's reply was: ' Go ahead and plant your potatos, Dad.. It's best I could do for you from here.'

Moral:

No matter where you are in the world, if you have decided to do something deep from you heart you can do it. It is the thought that matters.. Not where you are or where the person is...

Love is..

Love is...

Love is an honesty
About the language of the heart who was revealed 
by the strands of the body
About a satiran who exposed knife 


Love is sometimes blind, will forget the mind
Doing things that are sometimes absurd
But that's love

Love is... 

Love can turn bitter into sweet, turning dust gold,

cloudy became clear, sick are healed, the prison into

the lake,pain becomes pleasure, and anger into mercy 

Love is not teaching us weak, but of power. 

Love teaches us not humiliate ourselves, 

but breathes bravery. 

Love is not discouraging, but uplifting

Love is...

Love also makes you become a poet

Inscribe her in the heart of the sky

By borrowing the color of the rainbow

To carve hearts content 

But Love is a beautiful gift

Grace of the Creator to his people

And let the flavors were languishing in our heart